Great Feats of Social Distancing

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
03/25/2020 at 12:25 • Filed to: None

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DISCUSSION (24)


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > ttyymmnn
03/25/2020 at 12:30

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Kinja'd!!! Jcarr > ttyymmnn
03/25/2020 at 12:33

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Reminds me of my greatest Kinja feat to-date.

https://jalopnik.com/1793462986


Kinja'd!!! Snuze: Needs another Swede > Jcarr
03/25/2020 at 12:40

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Do you still get the occasional star on that one?


Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > Jcarr
03/25/2020 at 12:41

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And now for a follow-up to that story:

D.B. Pooper has been declared dead.

http://www.kathrynsreport.com/2017/09/wife-of-missing-university-of-michigan.html

https://aviation-safety.net/wikibase/194259


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Snuze: Needs another Swede
03/25/2020 at 12:44

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Yes. 


Kinja'd!!! Goggles Pizzano > ttyymmnn
03/25/2020 at 12:44

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Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > TheRealBicycleBuck
03/25/2020 at 12:45

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Sum Ting Rong?


Kinja'd!!! Jcarr > TheRealBicycleBuck
03/25/2020 at 12:45

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Well, shit.


Kinja'd!!! Jcarr > Snuze: Needs another Swede
03/25/2020 at 12:46

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It’s been a long time and I don’t get on here all that often anymore, but every once in a while.  It’s my legacy I suppose.


Kinja'd!!! Snuze: Needs another Swede > Jcarr
03/25/2020 at 12:48

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That’s funny. I always get a good chuckle when I get a star or reply to a comment from years ago. It doesn’t happen often, as I don’t have anything remotely as epic as that. But I figured if it still happens to me, it must happen to you 10 fold. 


Kinja'd!!! Jcarr > Snuze: Needs another Swede
03/25/2020 at 12:49

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The internet is forever, as they say.


Kinja'd!!! Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > Snuze: Needs another Swede
03/25/2020 at 12:55

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Yes, yes he does.   I hadn’t starred that one yet.  


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Jcarr
03/25/2020 at 13:09

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Any time you get five times the stars of the comment to which you reply, you call it a win. 


Kinja'd!!! Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Jcarr
03/25/2020 at 13:26

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2,100 stars? I once got over 60k views on an Oppo post, but that is ridiculous.


Kinja'd!!! BaconSandwich is tasty. > Jcarr
03/25/2020 at 13:31

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Oh man. That just earned you another star. Hadn't seen it before.


Kinja'd!!! Thomas Donohue > Snuze: Needs another Swede
03/25/2020 at 13:34

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Yes, he just got one now.


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > ttyymmnn
03/25/2020 at 14:00

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Well, jumping out of a plane to your death is certainly an unorthodox, but effective means of avoiding other people.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > ranwhenparked
03/25/2020 at 14:19

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Who said he died?


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > ttyymmnn
03/25/2020 at 14:25

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Logic 


Kinja'd!!! Future next gen S2000 owner > ranwhenparked
03/25/2020 at 14:54

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Possibly, but he was smart enough to hijack a plane, effectively swap the hostages for money, get the plane back into the air, and fly into a fairly remote, wooded area.

He thought through all the details.


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > Future next gen S2000 owner
03/25/2020 at 15:08

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He jumped at night, over a densely forested area, in the middle of nowhere, with a non-steerable parachute, in a -7 windchill, wearing a business suit and loafers, with no food or supplies, and a portion of the money was found years later, rotted and washed up on a creek bank.

He either speared on a tree branch or died of exposure.


Kinja'd!!! Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Future next gen S2000 owner
03/25/2020 at 18:32

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But then jumping at low altitude into a rainstorm and the money never turning up except in river sediment makes me question whether he ultimately survived. Maybe he did, though, and just knew he could do nothing but get rid of the money if he didn’t want to go to prison.


Kinja'd!!! Future next gen S2000 owner > Eric @ opposite-lock.com
03/25/2020 at 19:51

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If you have gone through that much planning, he probably had someone to wash the money for him.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
03/26/2020 at 01:35

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hi Ted